If you've seen this, you already know too much.

So top secret that we really shouldn't even tell you about it, but ... The Government exists, and sometimes people work for it. But you didn't hear it from me .


The Government does no such thing. You know they don't really exist, right? It's just a rumour, if anyone ever mentions they have encountered a Goverment they are clearly mentally unwell, and you should report them to... Well, just say their name out loud a few times and we'll know.

What even is this 'The Government' anyway, I can't understand you, it's just sounds.