999 advice meme no 6 by chuchubucket-d3z2tr3

999: Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors is a video game about the world's ability to see a picture of a dog and children murdering rabbits.


The game features 9 characters playing a game of death with the power of math. They are as follows:

  1. The CEO of a pharmaceutical company
  2. Solid Snake
  3. Black Santa
  4. Carrie
  5. Jumpy
  6. Anime
  7. An undercover cop.
  8. Cleavage Grandma
  9. A bomb inside a nervous guy

The game also features a cameo from Zerp... right? He's in there somewhere I think.


  • The [Knife] Ending - Jumpy gets stabbed
  • The [Axe] Ending - Jumpy gets axed
  • The [ladle] Ending - Jumpy gets ladled
  • The [Safe] Ending - Jumpy finds a safe
  • The [Submarine] Ending - Jumpy finds a submarine
  • The [Coffin] Ending - Jumpy finds a coffin
  • The [Coughing] Ending - Jumpy starts coughing
  • The [ Casino ] Ending - Play blackjack with Zerp to leave
  • The [Bed] Ending - Just click it one more time, seriously.
  • The [True] Ending